Author: Mike Crowder • Illustrator: Mike Crowder
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Author: Mike Crowder • Illustrator: Mike Crowder
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It's Not Your Gramma's ABCs!
A cutting-edge animal book, chock-full o' fantastic illustrations, brilliant writing, interesting facts and biting humor... It's not just a book about the alphabet, either! It's a book about animals, too!

Designed to grow with your child, it's already educated and entertained children
up to 13, college students, and even grandparents... not just preschoolers

With the exception of the quail, this book contains many fascinating
animals, and I bet it's the first time you've ever seen a coelacanth!
(It's a prehistoric fish, thought to be extinct until 1938,
when someone accidentally caught one in the Indian Ocean!)

It's custom-made for those learning the alphabet, and for those who have to read it to them.... If you're reading this, you probably know the alphabet. You might, however, want to read about the animals. For each letter, I've written something interesting. Or clever. Or both.  Maybe you just want to look at all the pretty pictures (and they are pretty).

Most importantly, you're probably reading this to those who can't read it by themselves, and that is the main reason I wrote it. So you won't get tired of saying: D is for dog... Again.

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It's Not Your Gramma's ABCs!
A cutting-edge animal book, chock-full o' fantastic illustrations, brilliant writing, interesting facts and biting humor... It's not just a book about the alphabet, either! It's a book about animals, too!

Designed to grow with your child, it's already educated and entertained children
up to 13, college students, and even grandparents... not just preschoolers

With the exception of the quail, this book contains many fascinating
animals, and I bet it's the first time you've ever seen a coelacanth!
(It's a prehistoric fish, thought to be extinct until 1938,
when someone accidentally caught one in the Indian Ocean!)

It's custom-made for those learning the alphabet, and for those who have to read it to them.... If you're reading this, you probably know the alphabet. You might, however, want to read about the animals. For each letter, I've written something interesting. Or clever. Or both.  Maybe you just want to look at all the pretty pictures (and they are pretty).

Most importantly, you're probably reading this to those who can't read it by themselves, and that is the main reason I wrote it. So you won't get tired of saying: D is for dog... Again.

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EDITORIAL REVIEWS

This debut illustrated abecedarian book aims to make reading aloud fun for adults as well as children. Among the plethora of ABC books on the market, many offerings make animals their focus, and some creatures show up time and time again.... Wry wit, unusual choices, and pleasing images make this an enjoyable, all-ages ABC work.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

About the Author: Although already the darling of smart folks everywhere, it wasn’t until his actual birth in 1963, that Mr Crowder began to meet with any popular acclaim. He was raised in scenic Rat Town... In a barn... By wolves... Or apes... Mr Crowder’s advances in the science of rocket surgery cannot be ignored. He is older’n your dad, has an itchy spleen, and a disposition that can only be described as “bad.” He and his fabulous wife, Gwen, currently live somewhere in the Southeast, with his dogs, Bo & Luke. In Rat-Town... Or somewhere else.

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PRODUCT DETAILS

Publisher: Mike Crowder
Author: Mike Crowder
Illustrator: Mike Crowder
ISBN: 978-1735288741
Size (H x W): 9x11.5
Weight: 1.21 pounds
Cover Type: Hardcover
Number of Pages: 64
Language: English
Date Published: 2023-07-06

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EDITORIAL REVIEWS

This debut illustrated abecedarian book aims to make reading aloud fun for adults as well as children. Among the plethora of ABC books on the market, many offerings make animals their focus, and some creatures show up time and time again.... Wry wit, unusual choices, and pleasing images make this an enjoyable, all-ages ABC work.

MORE ABOUT THIS PRODUCT

PRODUCT DETAILS

Publisher: Mike Crowder
Author: Mike Crowder
Illustrator: Mike Crowder
ISBN: 978-1735288741
Size (H x W): 9x11.5
Weight: 1.21 pounds
Cover Type: Hardcover
Number of Pages: 64
Language: English
Intended Age Range: Any
Date Published: 2023-07-06

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

About the Author: Although already the darling of smart folks everywhere, it wasn’t until his actual birth in 1963, that Mr Crowder began to meet with any popular acclaim. He was raised in scenic Rat Town... In a barn... By wolves... Or apes... Mr Crowder’s advances in the science of rocket surgery cannot be ignored. He is older’n your dad, has an itchy spleen, and a disposition that can only be described as “bad.” He and his fabulous wife, Gwen, currently live somewhere in the Southeast, with his dogs, Bo & Luke. In Rat-Town... Or somewhere else.

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